Dirty Joke: Little Johnny Has A Question For His Teacher, But She Doesn’t Know The Answer!

One fine afternoon in a kindergarten classroom, Little Johnny’s teacher is teaching the class basic arithmetic. She starts off with a question and asks the class if anybody knew the answer. Her question, “If there are 3 birds sitting on the fence, and I shoot one, how many are left?”


Little Johnny raises his hand, so the teacher asks him for the answer. Johnny says, “Zero.”


The teacher says, “No, two are left. I only shot one!”


Little Johnny replies, “Yeah, but the shot scared off the other two, so they flew away!”



So, the teacher says, “I like the way you think.”


Now, Little Johnny asks the teacher if he can ask her a question. The teacher agrees. So, he goes, “3 women walk out of an ice cream parlor. One is biting the cone, another is licking the cone, and the third one is sucking it. Which of them is married?”


The teacher pauses for a while, and answers, “The one sucking the cone?!”



Little Johnny says, “No. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think!”


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